I think I'd apply for the position of guy who's super interested in something that's only interesting cause it's gsmeplay relevant. I'd stand by a river staring at it day and night and when the protagonist talks to me I'd say "I'd bet I could use a boat to cross this river."
Ooh! What npc trainer type would you be? I'd either be COOLTRAINER or BIKER
Excuse me the best trainer type is clearly CUEBALL
PARASOL LADY but I fight in the battles too (Pound, Slam, Peck, also V-create [this one has nothing to do with the parasol I'm just built different])
Does the parasol give you the flying type?
i am slightly stretching the definition of "beak or horn"
I wanna say Gambler but then they'd change me to "G*mer" in later gens so idk lemme think about it
That was my second option