• Infamousblt [any]
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    9 months ago

    Meanwhile, me a polyam American who dates more frequently than the average person: "Let's go on a walk date! Here's a list of parks nearby I enjoy!"

    • DayOfDoom [any, any]
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      9 months ago

      Stop your sinful lifestyle and only walk and talk with one partner at a time.

      • Infamousblt [any]
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        9 months ago

        I have a date planned with 2 partners at the same time on Saturday. We're definitely going to be taking a walk. We might even all 3 of us hold hands. You can't stop us, sin is just too much fun sicko-beaming yes-hahaha-yes-l

        • DayOfDoom [any, any]
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          9 months ago

          I will karate chop one of the hand holdings. If you walk on and re-join hands. I will karate chop again.

          • Infamousblt [any]
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            9 months ago

            We'll just grab your hands and then the 4 of us can walk together.

            • RNAi [he/him]
              hexagon
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              9 months ago

              But you'll be forming a circle, it's kinda hard to walk like that cuz someone always would be walking backwards

              • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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                9 months ago

                Well then, we need to add more people we bump into to the circle, so they can start not walking backwards, and keep going, like a Katamari of human connection.