Rutland resident Jack Crowther has been a longtime critic.
“You’re putting a drug, a medicine, in our water to treat tooth decay without the informed consent of the people,” Crowther said.
"Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?"
"THEY'RE PUTTING MEDICINE IN THE WATER!"
Also related, a Richmond, VT waterworks employee secretly lowered fluoride levels in the town's drinking supply for a decade.
EDIT: I should've updated this a month ago, but the town voted to keep fluoride.
Being homeless means you're an actual medieval peasant and drink water with worms in it cause it's fun or something
So nonsensical
You carry a bindle and drink from rain barrels
Going down to the local gas station to get a cup of water from the handy dispensers outside 😋 so yummy
Smart move. No fluoride in gasoline. No risk of fluorisis