Got one of those "we want you to buy reddit stock because you reddited really hard!" emails... on an account I haven't used for six years. When I did use it, I used it almost exclusively on a niche subreddit, too.
They're scraping the bottom of the barrel already 
This is in the dunk tank to dunk on me for once using reddit
I signed up for it because it said they'd be using a third party company to verify things. I want to take up a slot as long as possible and cost reddit money before I don't buy in.
Brilliant