Seriously almost all of my friends have kids now and no one has time to hang out anymore. This is bullshit and must stop!

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Heading over to do bong rips and watch the X-rated cut of RoboCop with your four year old rn

    • Raebxeh
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      9 months ago

      This is less of a dealbreaker for some people than you’d imagine as long as you’re not hot boxing the living room or blowing smoke in their face lol

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        No me and the little tyke would be trading rips on the back porch while he goes on the four year old equivalent of a hot couch guy tirade

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          9 months ago

          I've gone outside or into the designated smoking room while hanging with friend's kids and essentially was this. Tbf they were hot couch parents as well. Not bad at the job and the kid is pretty much an adult now and more well adjusted than her parents by a bit. They were old train hopping punx doing the best they could, but yknow the face tatted before it was acceptable were always around and stuff. It was joked about that she couldn't really run away from home cause her folks knew everyone on the road

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              9 months ago

              She was sent home in elementary school for having wayyy too scary a haloween costume. Full blood soaked black metal look.

              • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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                9 months ago

                Goddamn it this kid is way cooler than any of us

                We don't deserve to hang out with her

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        I saw that dude get half-melted by toxic waste in Betamax when I was 4 and it is not at all why I didn't turn out fine

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      See, you get to be the cool uncle instead of the boring parent