• ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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    4 个月前

    Orlando Bloom Legolas was like the biggest heartthrob of a generation, even with Viggo Aragorn right there beside him

    • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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      4 个月前

      and before that, Di Caprio. Before that, the Beatles. idk it always seems to be cute lads and not buff he-men

    • Florn [they/them]
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      4 个月前

      Viggo is way hotter, but I think that's because tolkien elves are like categorically unsexy

      • huf [he/him]
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        4 个月前

        have you read the bits where tolkien talks about elven marriage, sex life and children? it's some wild shit