• zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Girls liking cute skinny guys really, really pisses off chuds. I can't tell you how many shlubby bearded gamer-bro types I've heard complaining about "girls like girlish boys not manly men like me nowadays, what the hell is going wrong with the world".

    Your out of shape and unkempt appearance was never attractive gamers, there's not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women you just don't care about your own appearance and stay inside all day. Have you tried going to mixed social events and being nice and funny? Have you taken some time working on your appearance to match your expectations? (If you want a woman who shaves and wears make-up, you better be bathing and styling your hair and getting nice clean outfits too)

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      Literally just mad because they convinced themselves having a "beard" was manly

      Now the SJWs took away the only way they could possibly ever be manly.

      Nobody's impressed by them dipping bacon into 40 ounces of coke anymore, or at least people are now actually voicing how unimpressed they are.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      9 months ago

      Reminds me of the MRA/Kermit bros who wasted years chasing the bag and nothing else then complain about how women don’t like them even though they’re rich lol and they try to make it seem sinister and ask for explanations like “dating is fucked! what’s going on here?!” Dating is certainly a problem, but they convinced themselves they found the secret to women

    • JuryNullification [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      there's not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women

      stuff im a horde of hot twinks stealing all the women

          • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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            9 months ago

            Show

            The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

            نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

            volcel-police

    • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      Orlando Bloom Legolas was like the biggest heartthrob of a generation, even with Viggo Aragorn right there beside him

      • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        and before that, Di Caprio. Before that, the Beatles. idk it always seems to be cute lads and not buff he-men

      • Florn [they/them]
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        9 months ago

        Viggo is way hotter, but I think that's because tolkien elves are like categorically unsexy

        • huf [he/him]
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          9 months ago

          have you read the bits where tolkien talks about elven marriage, sex life and children? it's some wild shit

      • bananon [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        Maos “No investigation, no right to speak” was actually a self help book

    • FoolishFool [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      I don't think you meant it like this, but some of this reads like "If you're a hairy overweight introvert you don't care about your appearance and were never attractive".

    • Rom [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      Capitalism: "We need more young people."

      People: "Okay so can we get better wages so one partner can afford to stay at home and raise children?"

      Capitalism: bugs-no

    • demonquark@lemmy.ml
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      9 months ago

      Tbf, capitalism doesn’t mind minorities. More cheap labor to exploit.

      This is more of an ethno-nationalist: we need more young people.

  • Bay_of_Piggies [he/him, comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    They're thinking and complaining that the ideal man is an evil gay, and the ideal women is an evil lesbian. They're just being homophobic while talking about straight people.

    • drowns [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      Thanks, I knew this was just homophobia but I couldn't parse out exactly why. Crazy that even straight people are gay now..that's why no babies.. I haven't seen a baby in years but everywhere I go im being stalked by a lacanian super predator or a murder Twink.

  • IMF_DOOM [she/her, undecided]
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    9 months ago

    Ngl I thought this post was a gay person saying that the reason birth rates were declining was that everyone was going gay for the twinks and murder ladies

    • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      I thought it meant the murder ladies were dommeing the twinks to death.

      Which sounds kinda hot. Death by Sydney Sweeney Snu Snu.

      panting

      • Moss [they/them]
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        9 months ago

        volcel-judge WE GOT AN ACITVE SHOOTER IN THE AREA!!! CALLING ON ALL UNITS TO RESPOND!

        • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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          9 months ago

          Show

          The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

          نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

          volcel-police

  • AutomatedPossum [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    when your name is literally dick and the murder twinks still don't want to fuck you

    • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      there's something Freudian about his twitter handle being 1 letter off of girl_dick

        • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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          9 months ago

          someone this insecure who's worried about birth rates and the twinkification of the American male does not have the self-awareness to make a joking name like that. Their name is probably Gabriel Dick and they didn't notice their handle had any other implication.

  • The_Jewish_Cuban [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Guys I know whoever posted this a nut but as an extremely hairy overweight man reading through this comment section was kind of depressing in that it made me feel like my body makes others perceived me to be some invel loser merely because of those factors. I get this guy is being a homophobic douche but damn could we tone it down with body shaming. I swear people here pretend to care about that shit until a"gamer" comes along. Staying in shape is hard. Please don't make your points aboutincels need to groom themselves by bashing their bodies

      • The_Jewish_Cuban [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        Yeah we really do get drip feed corn syrup like a rat in a cage here.

        Making slow progress though lets-fucking-go

          • The_Jewish_Cuban [he/him]
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            9 months ago

            Yeah that's a big part of it to. I was able to live in a walkable place for 6 months with much smaller portions sizes than here. I I lost 30 lbs over six months without consciously doing anything different.

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      Big hairy guys are fun don't let it get to you. Yes the overweight ones too. Almost everyone I know would pick that over those enormous bodybuilding guys.

        • Awoo [she/her]
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          9 months ago

          I mean that too, there's like a certain person who has a "type" for those guys and they'll go after them exclusively but otherwise I have only seen it turn off people. There's definitely a lot of people that have a type for the overweight big hairy guys but also they're just not particularly disliked either if clean and nice. Probably too much info? I dunno here on these topics and I'm running on basically no sleep right now looool smoothskin

          • The_Jewish_Cuban [he/him]
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            9 months ago

            Yeah yeah I get you. Honestly I was feeling a little lonely before I saw this thread so I guess it got to me more. (Not to excuse body shaming) I know I'm sexy AF comfy-cool

  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    9 months ago

    Gosh, movies these days sure are violent. I'm sure this is a completely new phenomenon.

    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      9 months ago

      CHUDs always act like "modern pop culture" just appeared out of nowhere the instant they decided to get mad about it. They don't seem to understand that pop culture changes and evolves and is influenced by previous pop culture and society (and capital of course, but if they can't figure out the other stuff, there's no way they're ready for that conversation)

      • Wheaties [she/her]
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        9 months ago

        I love that they gotta invent a "liberal conspiracy" when the actual cause is almost always just market forces and the fact that conservatives give up on the arts as soon as it requires the least amount of effort on their own part.

      • piccolo [any]
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        9 months ago

        Modern pop culture didn't just fall out of a coconut tree

      • ashinadash [she/her]
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        9 months ago

        Wait is this a chud? Thought it was someone queer being funny...

  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    I'm guessing that a murder twink is a Tim Burton protagonist, but what the hell is a Lacanian Super Predator?

    • glans [it/its]
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      9 months ago

      I also didn't know so I read the first paragraph and no further about the component words on wikipedia.

      Lacanian:

      Lacanianism or Lacanian psychoanalysis is a theoretical system that explains the mind, behaviour, and culture through a structuralist and post-structuralist extension of classical psychoanalysis, initiated by the work of Jacques Lacan from the 1950s to the 1980s. Lacanian perspectives contend that the world of language, the Symbolic, structures the human mind, and stress the importance of desire, which is conceived of as perpetual and impossible to satisfy. Contemporary Lacanianism is characterised by a broad range of thought and extensive debate between Lacanians.

      Super :

      Super key (❖) is an alternative and older name for what is commonly labelled as the Windows key[1] or Command key[2] on modern keyboards, typically bound and handled as such by Linux and BSD operating systems and software today.

      The Super key was originally a modifier key on a keyboard designed for Lisp machines at MIT.

      Predator:

      Predator is a wooden roller coaster located at Six Flags Darien Lake. It was designed by Curtis D. Summers and built by Dinn Corporation and opened on May 25, 1990.

      So I think we can say that it is quite a retro thing. Strong 1980s vibes. A lot of strong opinions going up and down and pressing buttons that do different things depending if you are aist or a libertarian.

  • Angel [any]
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    9 months ago

    jesse-wtf

    Gabriel, what the fuck are you talking about?