Can't wait for my president to look like the old man in the Korea hat at the nursing home with the huge perpetual shiner over his eye because he falls more frequently than a bruise can heal
Kind of like how Jimmy Carter always looks like he did three rounds in the ring with Mike Tyson
"What's that, sir?"
"Stairs."
Agent Murphy had a bad case of the flu and had to miss work. This was the result...
I like how on the upper right - it seems there's a drop of water that got on the lens. But it's just a light in the distance.
Irish tap dancin' Joe
It was popular on Twitter as...
Why isn't this an emoji?
Brandon hits the griddy for Israel
Can't wait for my president to look like the old man in the Korea hat at the nursing home with the huge perpetual shiner over his eye because he falls more frequently than a bruise can heal
Kind of like how Jimmy Carter always looks like he did three rounds in the ring with Mike Tyson