SALT you fucking idiots! it's so crazy that everybody is mad about the suggestion that it needs spices when they left out fucking SALT. have you had slices of grocery store tomato without salt??? have you had bocconcini or fresh mozzarella or similar kind of cheese without salt??? like i PUT pepper and i PUT olive oil on it, what more do these people want?

maybe dont completely fuck up the dish by leaving out SALT and you won't have people being like "this sucks, why doesn't it taste like anything" like sure adding cumin isn't a good solution but at least they recognize that there's no flavour.

instead its used as an opportunity to be defensive about being white on reddit

FUCK you

FUCK these people

  • NewLeaf
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    9 months ago

    I'll go downvote em for ya

    Edit: I'm back. Jesus Christ redditors are insufferable. I don't know why, but I hate, hate, HATE when people call some normal food "fuckin delicious". I'm not a prude, and don't hate the swear, but there's just something soooo reddit-logo about the juxtaposition of the top swear word and a three syllable word for good. Somehow, "fucking yummy" or "fucking good" don't trigger me

    • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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      9 months ago

      What if they mix it up? Does "de-fucking-licious" work better or just make you implode with rage?

      • NewLeaf
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        9 months ago

        I think it's my inability to realize that the people on the other side of the computer aren't just the most annoying composite my brain can come up with.