Fun fact: The custom cups to put booze in? $35. The babysitting service’s nighttime shift that takes care of your kids after 10pm so you can go get drunk and fuck your wife? Only $27.

  • baHamas [he/him]
    hexagon
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    3 months ago

    Sorry, my parents are cishet and my dad was making jokes. Kinda stuck in my head.

    • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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      edit-2
      3 months ago

      More of a joke about people gettin' freaky on boats. IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI's

      • wopazoo [he/him]
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        edit-2
        3 months ago

        IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI's

        wrong. Nowadays it's COVID (lol)

      • baHamas [he/him]
        hexagon
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        3 months ago

        Huh. Well that’s news to me for several reasons