Fun fact: The custom cups to put booze in? $35. The babysitting service’s nighttime shift that takes care of your kids after 10pm so you can go get drunk and fuck your wife? Only $27.
so you can go get drunk and fuck
your wifeanother passenger? Only $27.Sorry, my parents are cishet and my dad was making jokes. Kinda stuck in my head.
More of a joke about people gettin' freaky on boats. IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI's
IIRC one of the most common health afflictions on cruises is STI's
wrong. Nowadays it's COVID (lol)
https://youtu.be/zgxL-khJ--Q
https://youtu.be/MEO6gYCFbr0
https://youtu.be/exnHAdopRxA
Smooth 70s music
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Depending on where you are, it’s either early 2000’s pop music or weirdly corporate reggae.
I would rather play Russian roulette with a Glock than go on a fucking cruise.