If you ask “Are you a whale?” I will ignore you and your question will not be relayed to him (he can’t read, because he’s a—FUCK [“I’m a whale!”]
If you ask “Are you a whale?” I will ignore you and your question will not be relayed to him (he can’t read, because he’s a—FUCK [“I’m a whale!”]
Does Creamsicle enjoy creamsicles? Whales surely must be lactose intolerant, but maybe they'd think it's worth it
He gets confused when he sees one.
understandable, citrus and dairy is a weird combo
I actually love them, personally. Creamsicle gets confused because he is also orange and white. He gets confused by oranges too. He’s just a baby whale, so he’s dumb as bricks.
well, thank you for taking care of him, Halloween must be very confusing
He was staying at a friend’s house last Halloween, but I’m sure you’re right.