If you ask “Are you a whale?” I will ignore you and your question will not be relayed to him (he can’t read, because he’s a—FUCK [“I’m a whale!”]
What's your favorite place to go to/you have been to? I guess those could be separate answers.
“The restaurant [patio] we sleep at because [@allthetimesivedied] lets me out of their pocket.”
Creamsicle is precious. Is that a bandage on his tail tho? What happen?
I found him with a partially-detached tail, an injury on his side, and a mostly-detached horn (he was supposed to be an anatomically inaccurate narwal or something, I just took it off). He doesn’t remember anything before that. I forget where I found him, as well, but I know it’s been almost a year—he was supposed to be a birthday present for my friend, but I hurt them so bad they didn’t want any of their birthday presents.
Does Creamsicle enjoy creamsicles? Whales surely must be lactose intolerant, but maybe they'd think it's worth it
I actually love them, personally. Creamsicle gets confused because he is also orange and white. He gets confused by oranges too. He’s just a baby whale, so he’s dumb as bricks.
well, thank you for taking care of him, Halloween must be very confusing
He was staying at a friend’s house last Halloween, but I’m sure you’re right.
Feeling sleepy with no thoughts in mind, just silly little brain fluid
- urban dictionary
I keep biting my lip in my sleep and I'm worried it'll get infected, how do I stop myself from doing that?
What is his favorite video game to watch you play?
Also, this isn't a question but: He looks like a Goldfish cracker. :3
“They don’t play video games!”
And:
“I am not a fish! :angery:”
