• Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
        hexbear
        5
        edit-2
        3 months ago

        Yeah but I still get the same look on my face when the waitress leans in and whispers, "Sir, please stop pretending the asparagus are walrus tusks, or we'll have to ask you to leave."

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
          hexagon
          hexbear
          7
          3 months ago

          stop pretending the asparagus are walrus tusks

          Some people do not understand what true humor is all about.