Also, the US showed nothing but kindness to their enemies. amerikkka-clap

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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    67
    3 months ago

    I was pretty dead set against using nukes before reading this, but hear me out.

    what if we launch Elon into space in some kind of spaceship, and then we go around with each country taking turns to try and hit his ship with a nuke. the propulsion of his ship would be controlled by the next country in line to take a ahot, but it's ultimately not very maneuverable and there are overrides to keep it in orbit.

    whichever country succeeds, they receive the title of Most Hilarious Nation. and each year, we do this to the richest person on the planet.

    so, this is a way to get rid of nukes and absolutely irredeemable shitheads, the enemies of all humanity.