awesome

  • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    matter of time before there's US human-to-human transmission

    the good news is quarantine will only be a few months this time

    the bad news is this time you'll need to board up your windows and doors and sleep with a gun, and when you finally go outside half the country will be dead

      • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
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        edit-2
        3 months ago

        I mean there will be, we'll just be on our own for it

        you'll definitely still be expected to go to work

        • Rx_Hawk [he/him]
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          3 months ago

          “We are aware of the ongoing zombie apocalypse, all employees are still expected to work their assigned shifts”

          • TheLastHero [none/use name]
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            3 months ago

            "In response to the zombie apocalypse, the CDC has recommended practicing social distancing to prevent infection."

        • Rom [he/him]
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          edit-2
          3 months ago

          In other words 95% of USians will completely ignore it.