awesome

    • GinAndJuche [comrade/them]M
      hexbear
      32
      2 months ago

      So long as he doesn’t send the ass inspectors to make me wipe, that would be bridge too far….assuming the hypothetical isn’t in Baltimore at least.

      • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
        hexbear
        18
        2 months ago

        Yeah I'm pretty confident at this point if there was a literal zombie virus that could be prevented by wearing masks the U.S. would rather just start fencing off territory that was completely overrun.

        • Infamousblt [any]
          hexbear
          10
          2 months ago

          We could ask people to mask and shelter in place for a few weeks and give people food and medicine in the meantime, or we could just start nuking entire communities to try to contain it. Let's see here which options help me improve my earnings this quarter. Ah, nuking entire communities it is!

  • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
    hexbear
    34
    2 months ago

    matter of time before there's US human-to-human transmission

    the good news is quarantine will only be a few months this time

    the bad news is this time you'll need to board up your windows and doors and sleep with a gun, and when you finally go outside half the country will be dead

      • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
        hexbear
        33
        edit-2
        2 months ago

        I mean there will be, we'll just be on our own for it

        you'll definitely still be expected to go to work

        • Rx_Hawk [he/him]
          hexbear
          24
          2 months ago

          “We are aware of the ongoing zombie apocalypse, all employees are still expected to work their assigned shifts”

          • TheLastHero [none/use name]
            hexbear
            15
            2 months ago

            "In response to the zombie apocalypse, the CDC has recommended practicing social distancing to prevent infection."

        • Rom [he/him]
          hexbear
          10
          edit-2
          2 months ago

          In other words 95% of USians will completely ignore it.

  • DengistDonnieDarko [none/use name]
    hexbear
    30
    2 months ago

    "There's no pandemic, it's just an election year smuglord "

    -my entire extended family in a few months whilst choking to death, on bird COVID this time

  • @FarFarAway@startrek.website
    hexbear
    21
    2 months ago

    The patient, who reported eye redness as the only symptom

    So, how did they even find this guy? Are they preemptively testing people for the flu? Did the guy go in for pink eye and they just decided it was the flu instead because he was around cows presumed to be infected?

    I'm not trying to deny the situation, it's just that there seems to be some missing info, here.

    • glans [it/its]
      hexbear
      24
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      I also found that strange but I looked it up and found CDC Brief Summary for Clinicians: Evaluating and Managing Patients Exposed to Birds Infected with Avian Influenza A Viruses of Public Health Concern:

      CDC recommends that people with these exposures monitor their health for any signs and symptoms for 10 days after their exposure and to call their health department if they develop illness. Health departments may ask responders to seek care and/or testing for avian influenza A virus infection, including specific testing for avian influenza A viruses. [...] If conjunctivitis [eye redness] is present, conjunctival [eye] swabs should be collected.

      I'm gonna say this person is a worker at a facility where there is an outbreak. Some kind of ag public health nerd conveyed to the workers that any of a broad range of symptoms (see link) is cause for concern in this context. And this person either out of obedience or fear of disease or hoping to get some paid time off did as they were told, went to the ER or a walk in or whatever where a swab was done.

      Basically, at least a few people did their jobs by the book. (Forgetting about the broader situation of the business.) It makes sense to have a lower threshold to to test in a very small number of the highest risk people.

      • @FarFarAway@startrek.website
        hexbear
        16
        2 months ago

        This makes sense.

        Good to know those workers probably arent being left to completely fend for themselves, theres a protocol, and its being followed.

        It was just a weird way to report a situation like this.

        Thanks!

    • D61 [any]
      hexbear
      16
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      Okay... So, the person was working with dairy cows. A person working around dairy cows spends WAY more time in close contact with them that a person working around beef cattle.

      There's ALL sorts of shared infections that cows can get and spread to people and people can get and spread to cows. So things like, just general staph infections and pink eye are not uncommon.

      Best guess, is that a person working around the dairy cows thought they might have got pink eye or a staph infection in or around their eye and were smart enough to go get it checked out. The docs were smart enough (or maybe there's a mandatory testing/reporting like there is for stuff like Rocky Mountain Spotted Tick Fever) to check for a range of diseases that can/do jump species.

      The article is unclear if the patient was found to have live virus or if there was just some immune system check that showed a past exposure to the bird flu.

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
    hexbear
    6
    2 months ago

    Can we somehow make reactionaries think eating infected steak tartare will own the libs?

    "Communist Joe Brandon prefers medium well beef, we can fight back against DEI by eating raw mince with a raw egg mixed in."

    • @DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
      hexbear
      4
      2 months ago

      We don't need to do anything, just tell them that a minor inconvenience to themselves could save thousands of lives and they'll go around trying to get coughed on by every cow they can find out of spite for others.