— Large penis worship is just another form of slave worship. Virtue and penis size are inversely proportional. Shaming men for having small penises is anti-European and anti-aristocratic. Enjoy your free lunch while it lasts, slaves. Your time in the sun is coming to an end.

[Easy: Success] — No, you should have a large cock, actually, and a high IQ.

[Trivial: Success] — It can be done.