• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    16
    3 months ago

    I can't wait to read the novelization for the movie adaptation to Go Fish! starring Jim "from The Office" Kasinski, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Emily "I let Jim from The Office bust in me" Blunt.

    I heard the 4 page treatment was greenlit for a $250 million budget with James Cameron attached to direct.

    • @NewLeaf
      hexbear
      11
      edit-2
      3 months ago

      "I just want a love like Jim and Pam 😍"

      Inappropriately creeps on her at work while she's in another relationship only to win her over and then take her for granted while she raises both of their kids.

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]
        hexbear
        5
        3 months ago

        He gets tired of the suburban rat race and leaves his family to join the CIA and engage in regime change in Venezuela