I was in my usual work wear, full makeup, my prosthetics, etc. I wanted to grab some kombucha and there was a guy going through the usual type that I buy. Brief banter between him and I about the flavors, and it's clear that I drink it. This bro tells me that I should really drink it because it's good for your gut bacteria... Like dude, no shit... I brushed it off, but I realized a day later that I was just man-splained to, probably means I was passing, I believe it's called eww-phoria.
You need to work on your resting bitch face babe! /s
Tho thinking about it you'll probably just collect my wife's favorite comment from crepes to "smile more".
Maybe you could make a... a misogyny ewwphoria bingo card!
You joke, but i've actually become kinda cautious about how friendly i am towards dudes now because some of them will take two minutes of small talk as an excuse to ask me if i want to fuck. I'm not even being hyperbolic, there's grown men that just are like that.