Me, five hours into explaining what a film is, the existence of Hollywood, the existence of a country over the sea called 'America', the internet and what woke means: "ok so basically, in the year of our lord two thousand and fourteen there was this thing called 'Gamer Gate' and single men who couldn't have sex would harass women for criticising video games"
Medieval serf with like seven different intestinal parasites 
: "wtf is a pronoun?"
More and more thankful daily that this den of iniquity is as close to terminally online as ill ever get.
Imagine actually intending to make these fucking videos. Jfc