• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    Legit, give me a game where you die at 12 because your dad let a rat drown in the family beer supply and gave everyone the plague

    • angrytoadnoises@lemmygrad.ml
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      6 months ago

      This kind of happens in Kingdom Come. If you choose to play on the hardcore mode you have a 90% chance of dying before the game starts from any number of random occurences. You need to keep rerolling a new game until you get a run where you don't die as a child.

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      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        Pressing a button that doesn't work 9 times out of ten is not "hardcore"

        It's just fucking tedious

        • angrytoadnoises@lemmygrad.ml
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          6 months ago

          Well, it is a gag. Kingdom Come is already pretty hardcore out of the box, so the fact they make it hard to even start a new game on the 'hardcore mode' was funny, I thought.

      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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        6 months ago

        Oregon Trail, but 800 CE Europe

        The kind of game where you can die because you were caught washing your dick and subsequently got burned as a witch