As increasingly severe natural disasters ravage the South, insurance companies are abandoning clients, increasing premiums, and fighting regulation measures — forcing homeowners to fend for themselves in the wake of destruction.
But if they spend all their money on publicly-funded insurance claims, how will they fund the state guard? This will leave them wide open to attacks by Cuba! Also Cuba is probably making the hurricanes with their weather gun!
But if they spend all their money on publicly-funded insurance claims, how will they fund the state guard? This will leave them wide open to attacks by Cuba! Also Cuba is probably making the hurricanes with their weather gun!