• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    7 个月前

    Doing an epic walk and talk while smearing shit on the walls

    Doing an epic verbal takedown of the hypocrisy of being labeled "less than lethal" as a man fatally tases himself in the balls

    Somber horn music and a snare drum roll while a cop gets klobbered in the dome with an American flag

    Montage of chuds doxxing themselves on national TV while doing interviews. "I'm John Slabbaport from Shremstown Pennsylvania." "I'm Flank Didger from Tungsten Ohio." "I'm Molissa Rugger from Plemspray Arizona."

    • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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      7 个月前

      fast articulate walk-and-talk between a jet ski dealership owner and a real estate agent on their way to capture nancy pelosi's appointment book or whatever

    • Sphere [he/him, they/them]
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      7 个月前

      I heard he didn't even include the pig in the Chicago Seven movie he made, so it'll probably just be about FBI guys and congresscritters investigating it or something, while striding importantly around the capital of course, and with many impassioned speeches about rights and democracy and shit.