• Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    I would like some Gatorade, please. Preferably that new Gatorlyte stuff that's closer to their original formula. I haven't been feeling well and I'm quite dehydrated at the moment.

    Thank you!

    • Angel [any]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      Okay, but can I just, for a moment, ask why we have Gatorade but not Straightorade? Why are we devoting so much energy to the gays getting their own drink but us straights have nothing? These wokies are really trying to enact reverse discrimination on us 🙄

    • dannoffs [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      The cucumber lime cucumber probably kept me alive when I was drinking way to much.