• WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    6 months ago

    [pulling Iran aside] you’ve got to understand, they’re a little guy. They’re just a little guy. It’s also their birthday. They’re a little birthday boy.

    • LaughingLion [any, any]
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      6 months ago

      hes my best friend, hes my pal, hes my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese, my good time boy.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        I love those dudes so much. Tom's stories are some of the funniest content out there and my god a real Appalachian drawl delivering it really turns it to 11.