I bought a vegan, coconut milk chocolate bar. It melted in the heat before I could finish it.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    7 months ago

    I'm gonnja disclose deez nuts!

    Specifically, 200 tonnes of grade b deez nuts imported in seven different shipments from Bajjor over a six month period.

    Apparently making a chocolate bar that remained solid at high temperatures but was also edible was one of the holy grails of 20th century food science. M&Ms supposedly were one of hte results.

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
      hexagon
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      7 months ago

      Acceptable only if you if you were able to get some extra nuts for your own personal stash out of the trade.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        7 months ago

        Well of course I didn't report all of the nuts. Some of them were shoved in boxes labelled "Research tribbles, do not open or inspect"