I bought a vegan, coconut milk chocolate bar. It melted in the heat before I could finish it.

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      quark

      A feeeemale engaging in trade. Unacceptable.

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      2 months ago

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      floppy dongs! Yes, this we will corner the market, and the profit will never end.

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      quark

      Rule of acquisition #47: the greater the travel, the greater the profit.

      Acceptable

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      I never thought I'd fight side by side with a Ferengi

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      What about a husband

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      Aye, that will do

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    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Stimulating the local non union business. Acceptable.

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Getting a warrant to seize the contents of your fridge as we speak.

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
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    2 months ago

    bg3 on playstation

    i have it on the computer but im tired of waiting for crossplay and i wanted to play with my sister who lives a few hundred miles away

    i love my sis :)

  • macabrett[they/them]@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    Mr. Brunt doesn't want you to know this, but once he was roommates with me and he fucking killed my cat and then revived it with some green ooze and it turned into a monster and then he injected himself with that shit and he turned into this piece of shit Ferengi.

    don't trust him

  • LeninsBeard [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I bought a loosie off of a guy at a gas station. I am encouraging entrepreneurship

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I'm gonnja disclose deez nuts!

    Specifically, 200 tonnes of grade b deez nuts imported in seven different shipments from Bajjor over a six month period.

    Apparently making a chocolate bar that remained solid at high temperatures but was also edible was one of the holy grails of 20th century food science. M&Ms supposedly were one of hte results.

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Acceptable only if you if you were able to get some extra nuts for your own personal stash out of the trade.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Well of course I didn't report all of the nuts. Some of them were shoved in boxes labelled "Research tribbles, do not open or inspect"

  • ryepunk [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I bought snacks, and breakfast cereal and frozen veggies. It was from a ferengi approved commerical mega corp where I work though. I only failed to scan 15% of the items as a test of corporate oversight. Really their inability to catch my test proves they aren't worthy of being in their roles.

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Rule of acquisition #85: the best kind of purchase is a theft.