Image is of Azerbaijan's President, Aliyev (left) and Armenia's President, Pashinyan (right) in a meeting a month or two after Azerbaijan took Nagorno-Karabakh.
- Never go to a second location.
- Always get the interior ministry post.
- Never get in a helicopter or any small aircraft.
- If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you.
- If someone tells you they’re not going to kill you, they’re calming you down to kill you later.
- Never give up your nukes.
- Never release the opposition's political prisoners.
- Never let the opposition delay elections.
- If someone starts to get into German runes, drop them.
- Never trust a South American with a German name.
- Never move anywhere for a religion.
- Never go into the sewers unless you’re a sewer guy.
- If someone’s trying to get you to commit a crime, they're FBI (sometimes CIA or military intelligence).
- Never become an FBI informant.
- If you do become an FBI informant, record everything.
- Never relinquish your arms.
- Always get it in writing.
- If you keep gambling, you’ll eventually win.
- Never talk to cops without a lawyer.
- Always pay your mercenaries.
- Don’t let anyone take your passport.
To add an addendum to rule 3, never put your President and Foreign Minister in the same helicopter or small aircraft. Especially if doing so in bad weather conditions. Especially if you're already under threat from a hostile nuclear power in the region with a proclivity for terrorism (though this probably isn't Israel's doing, in this particular case).
Anyway, Azerbaijan. Not a great country, I think. Did some genocides. They're a petrostate that is hosting Cop29, which I suppose is a way for the bourgeoisie to implicitly convey their contempt for the green movement. They got weapons from Israel, too.
Just for the record, there's an Iranian province called East Azerbaijan, which is not the same as Azerbaijan.
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Israel-Palestine Conflict
Sources on the fighting in Palestine against Israel. In general, CW for footage of battles, explosions, dead people, and so on:
UNRWA daily-ish reports on Israel's destruction and siege of Gaza and the West Bank.
English-language Palestinian Marxist-Leninist twitter account. Alt here.
English-language twitter account that collates news (and has automated posting when the person running it goes to sleep).
Arab-language twitter account with videos and images of fighting.
English-language (with some Arab retweets) Twitter account based in Lebanon. - Telegram is @IbnRiad.
English-language Palestinian Twitter account which reports on news from the Resistance Axis. - Telegram is @EyesOnSouth.
English-language Twitter account in the same group as the previous two. - Telegram here.
English-language PalestineResist telegram channel.
More telegram channels here for those interested.
Various sources that are covering the Ukraine conflict are also covering the one in Palestine, like Rybar.
Russia-Ukraine Conflict
Examples of Ukrainian Nazis and fascists
Examples of racism/euro-centrism during the Russia-Ukraine conflict
Sources:
Defense Politics Asia's youtube channel and their map. Their youtube channel has substantially diminished in quality but the map is still useful.
Moon of Alabama, which tends to have interesting analysis. Avoid the comment section.
Understanding War and the Saker: reactionary sources that have occasional insights on the war.
Alexander Mercouris, who does daily videos on the conflict. While he is a reactionary and surrounds himself with likeminded people, his daily update videos are relatively brainworm-free and good if you don't want to follow Russian telegram channels to get news. He also co-hosts The Duran, which is more explicitly conservative, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-communist, etc when guests are invited on, but is just about tolerable when it's just the two of them if you want a little more analysis.
On the ground: Patrick Lancaster, an independent and very good journalist reporting in the warzone on the separatists' side.
Unedited videos of Russian/Ukrainian press conferences and speeches.
Pro-Russian Telegram Channels:
Again, CW for anti-LGBT and racist, sexist, etc speech, as well as combat footage.
https://t.me/aleksandr_skif ~ DPR's former Defense Minister and Colonel in the DPR's forces. Russian language.
https://t.me/Slavyangrad ~ A few different pro-Russian people gather frequent content for this channel (~100 posts per day), some socialist, but all socially reactionary. If you can only tolerate using one Russian telegram channel, I would recommend this one.
https://t.me/s/levigodman ~ Does daily update posts.
https://t.me/patricklancasternewstoday ~ Patrick Lancaster's telegram channel.
https://t.me/gonzowarr ~ A big Russian commentator.
https://t.me/rybar ~ One of, if not the, biggest Russian telegram channels focussing on the war out there. Actually quite balanced, maybe even pessimistic about Russia. Produces interesting and useful maps.
https://t.me/epoddubny ~ Russian language.
https://t.me/boris_rozhin ~ Russian language.
https://t.me/mod_russia_en ~ Russian Ministry of Defense. Does daily, if rather bland updates on the number of Ukrainians killed, etc. The figures appear to be approximately accurate; if you want, reduce all numbers by 25% as a 'propaganda tax', if you don't believe them. Does not cover everything, for obvious reasons, and virtually never details Russian losses.
https://t.me/UkraineHumanRightsAbuses ~ Pro-Russian, documents abuses that Ukraine commits.
Pro-Ukraine Telegram Channels:
Almost every Western media outlet.
https://discord.gg/projectowl ~ Pro-Ukrainian OSINT Discord.
https://t.me/ice_inii ~ Alleged Ukrainian account with a rather cynical take on the entire thing.
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A conspiracy theory I believe, even though there's no hard proof: Stoltenberg is a CIA asset
In his youth he infiltrated leftist anti-US groups then snitched on them, and he's been working with the CIA ever since
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The lesson here is obvious: if you're a leftist, never take economics courses. And it's probably not a bad idea to avoid A Midsummer's Night Dream just in case
AFAIK
These are the main things that makes me suspect he was a CIA plant in Norwegian politics
(feel free to correct me though)
Just consider: spy agencies like to have their "own" "civilian" politicians. It's pure pragmatism. So among all the well known European politicians there's a very good chance one of them is a CIA asset. My guess is Stoltenberg. I'd bet €10 on this. It's just an educated guess haha
Of course, him becoming the general secretary of NATO is just redundant (because it's as close to being an US politician as a European can get), though he's very much a hawk as we can see
We'll probably never know, or maybe 50 years from now they declassify something.
Being the chief of nato and being a cia asset seems redundant.
Yes of course, I meant when he was a politician in Norway. Maybe he became nato chief as a bonus
But he's very much into saber rattling as we can see
Was there ever a dove as a NATO chief?
I don't know much about Stoltenberg but his predecessor Anders Fogh Rasmussen is one of the worst ghouls my country has ever produced. He became NATO chief as a reward for loyal service to the empire, having lied Denmark into America's illegal and unprovoked full-scale invasion of Iraq. To get Erdogan to accept him he had to ban the Kurdish TV station ROJ TV who was operating out of Copenhagen at the time, something he did willingly. Before that, his tenure as prime minister was marked by extreme subservience to the yanks, normalisation and embracement of the far right, immeseration of the poor and an unsustainable economic policy based on bribing homeowners.
After retiring as NATO figurehead he went on to work as a pro-american "consultant" for the Saudis and other unsavoury regimes, made a Prager U video and tried to organize something called the Alliance of Democracies which is exactly as insufferable as you would expect.
He is a CIA asset in spirit.
The way things are going, Odessa is gonna be deep Russian territory sooner than later, so I can see why he's desperate.
I feel like the launching of missles inside of Russia is the type of thing that makes Russia more apt to occupy larger and larger amounts of territory, but I’m just a Doctor
Fact: 90% of counteroffensives stop just one foreign aid package short of reversing the shift in territorial gains over the course of the war
American blood banks will be emptied for the remnants of Azov battalion holding out in Lviv before this war fucking ends
That’s essentially what Putin said
They're probably hoping that Russia uses nukes in Ukraine and becomes a global pariah.
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Ali Kadri has written about these concepts too in works such as The Accumulation of Waste - A Political Economy of Systemic Destruction.
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Why would they nuke the territory they’re trying to capture? Do they think every country is as rabid as Israel?
Yes, this is what happens when the extent of your analysis is “Putler is a cartoon villain”
Maybe if ukraine hadn't been shelling illegitimate civilian targets in Russian territory from karkov Russia wouldnt have felt the need to carve a buffer zone.