• Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    I signed up to be a gooner and I thought I would be cracking skulls and intimidating people. Instead the boss wants me to touch my wiener? WTF?

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      edit-2
      4 months ago

      Da Boss wants your wiener nice and moisturized ya hear? Would be a real shame if you stroked it hard and fast and some white stuff shot out, capiche?