• EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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      29 days ago

      I was curious so I went and took a few security guard practice tests online. The worst score I got was an 85%. They're mostly basic questions about taking notes, placing people under a citizen's arrest, when it's appropriate to unholster a weapon, whether or not you should impersonate a cop, or fire extinguisher use. I genuinely think the only way to fail is if you're answering blatantly wrong questions like "shoot him in the face" or "scream at any teenager that approaching on your side of the street is a felony" or "tell them that you're a police officer and will arrest them" or "throw the fire extinguisher into the fire."

    • sir_this_is_a_wendys [he/him]
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      29 days ago

      Wait you can not qualify to be a security guard? They are pretty much synonymous with people who can't qualify to become cops, which is...really something.

      • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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        29 days ago

        Where i live you have to get a certification for nonviolent de-escalation of conflict it's honestly one of the easiest tests I've ever taken as an adult

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        29 days ago

        I googled it but I got nowhere. Assuming the post is true - I bet the CEO tried to join some private security firm and he failed their test over and over.

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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      28 days ago

      Wow he’s just like Xi Jinping who failed the party exam 6 times