I am once again asking you to just let people enjoy the things they enjoy.

Imagine imposing your woke gender ideology on a goddamn inanimate drink. Yes, milk has a lot of estrogen in it but we all know that's not why this dork is doing this.

If you're so bitter and spiteful over feeling compelled to drink something that you hate then... maybe instead of ordering some drab, awful slop that you have to force yourself to swallow you need a bright, flavourful cocktail that fills you with joy and excitement?