• nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    me and the black vulture who's been flightless for like four months and hopping around my area are now on a break, I will not be french kissing him any more

      • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        he's like the spice girls, if you wanna get with him you gotta get with his wake first and they're real dickheads

        • dat_math [they/them]
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          5 months ago

          you gotta get with his wake first

          you went woke for a vulture?

              • tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                5 months ago

                This is unrelated to this post but what is the practical reason different types of animal groups have different names anyway? If it's just for fun I understand, that's fine. But a buncha birds are a flock, buncha cows are a herd, groups of predators are a pack, etc. That's the English I use.

                • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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                  5 months ago

                  I got curious about this so I looked it up on the ol' Ngram Viewer. Went through a "list of unusual animal group names". In some cases the unusual name was literally never used, in some cases it had once been used but is falling out of favor, in some cases there was maybe one person who used it in writing a century ago and then more recently people dug it up and brought it back, and in some cases it's a complete neologism, never having been used before the late 20th century.

                  I attribute some of these trends, especially the spike in the more exotic names since the early 2000s, to the ability to check online for something. In regular speech I think people revert to the simpler categories of pack, herd, flock, school, swarm, cluster.