https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1delrsm/yall_need_to_vote_cause_i_have_needs/

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    19 days ago

    Go ahead and ban it, I already got plans drawn up for porn speakeasies with private booths for gooners to goon all day in. Going to be $69 an hour, I'm going to be fucking rich and it'll be perfect.

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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      19 days ago

      I'll be your most loyal customer — I've got a thing for getting fucked in every way, including financially!

      /altjoke A "porn speakeasy"? Surely that would be a "moaneasy", right?