• Hexamerous [he/him]
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    10 days ago

    Tarantella Napoletana playing as I'm hacking into the cheese database

    "And now for the secret ingredient!"

    adds the counterfeit Ids to the national database

    a loud knock on the door

    "Polizio, open up!"

    "Mama-mia! They're on to me!"

    I burst through the door riding a giant cheese wheel, knocking them over, making my escape

    "How about them meatballs!?"

    chefs-kiss