• AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CyberTruck™.

    Caution: CyberTruck™ may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

    CyberTruck™contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

    Do not use CyberTruck™ on concrete.

    Discontinue use of CyberTruck™ if any of the following occurs:

    • itching
    • vertigo
    • dizziness
    • tingling in extremities
    • loss of balance or coordination
    • slurred speech
    • temporary blindness
    • profuse sweating
    • or heart palpitations.

    If CyberTruck™ begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

    CyberTruck™ may stick to certain types of skin.

    Ingredients of CyberTruck™ include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    CyberTruck™ has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

    Do not taunt CyberTruck™.

    CyberTruck™ comes with a lifetime warranty.