• Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    You get used to it. New Yorker writers are contractually obligated to start every political puff piece that way.

    • VILenin [he/him]M
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      6 months ago

      I love how every liberal “journalist” stretches what should’ve been a 200 word summary into a thousand page book that dedicates an entire chapter to the wacky way they tie their shoes in the morning.

      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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        6 months ago

        "At Oktoberfest, it was the best of times; it was the wurst of times. John Fetterman, the hulking junior Senator from Pennsylvania, grinned as he heaped coleslaw and french fries atop a mound of sausage. 'You gotta open the throat,' he opined with a twinkle in his eye. Nothing could have prepared me for what came next. "