Gorb [they/them] to games • edit-23 days agoFrom the mouth of Mike Wazowski himself, Elden Ring is balanced around using everythingimagemessage-square46 fedilinkarrow-up172file-text
arrow-up172imageFrom the mouth of Mike Wazowski himself, Elden Ring is balanced around using everythingGorb [they/them] to games • edit-23 days agomessage-square46 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Reference to my previous post wondering what the default intended method of play is. https://hexbear.net/post/2831733
minus-squareGorb [they/them]hexagonhexbear28·3 days agoThe redditor in the corner of my room said I'm not hot and sexy if I don't complete the game naked with a wooden club link
minus-squareGoebbelsDeezNuts [any]hexbear18·3 days agoNo magic, no flasks, no summons, no fun, you've only finished Elden Ring once you've beaten the final boss wearing your barbed chastity belt. link
minus-squareProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear12·3 days agoyou will be praised once (1 time (uno)) upon the moment of the completion of your one millionth dodge roll link
minus-squareCowbee [he/him]hexbear15·3 days agoI think it's hotter and sexier to enjoy games at your own pace, rather than trying to appease terminally online redditors, fwiw link
The redditor in the corner of my room said I'm not hot and sexy if I don't complete the game naked with a wooden club
No magic, no flasks, no summons, no fun, you've only finished Elden Ring once you've beaten the final boss wearing your barbed chastity belt.
you will be praised once (1 time (uno)) upon the moment of the completion of your one millionth dodge roll
That's more than my parents ever gave me
I think it's hotter and sexier to enjoy games at your own pace, rather than trying to appease terminally online redditors, fwiw