Gorb [they/them] to games • edit-24 days agoFrom the mouth of Mike Wazowski himself, Elden Ring is balanced around using everythingimagemessage-square46 fedilinkarrow-up172file-text
arrow-up172imageFrom the mouth of Mike Wazowski himself, Elden Ring is balanced around using everythingGorb [they/them] to games • edit-24 days agomessage-square46 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Reference to my previous post wondering what the default intended method of play is. https://hexbear.net/post/2831733
minus-squareGoebbelsDeezNuts [any]hexbear18·4 days agoNo magic, no flasks, no summons, no fun, you've only finished Elden Ring once you've beaten the final boss wearing your barbed chastity belt. link
minus-squareProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear12·4 days agoyou will be praised once (1 time (uno)) upon the moment of the completion of your one millionth dodge roll link
No magic, no flasks, no summons, no fun, you've only finished Elden Ring once you've beaten the final boss wearing your barbed chastity belt.
you will be praised once (1 time (uno)) upon the moment of the completion of your one millionth dodge roll
That's more than my parents ever gave me