Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA to news • edit-25 months agoWe're all turning ourselves into barbies and kens in real time! Microplastic discovery in penises raises erectile dysfunction questionsexternal-linkmessage-square22 fedilinkarrow-up161file-text
arrow-up161external-linkWe're all turning ourselves into barbies and kens in real time! Microplastic discovery in penises raises erectile dysfunction questionsAlaskaball [comrade/them]MA to news • edit-25 months agomessage-square22 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear10·5 months agoBecause money. My personal theory is because it's really funny. link
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]hexbear11·5 months agoHow can pee be stored in the balls when it's supposedly full of plastic? link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMAhexbear10·5 months agoIt's the new evolutionary trait being tested in beta right now where balls are being used to generate and store oil instead of just pee. It just takes a while for the plastic to decompose and liquidate. link
minus-squareiridaniotter [she/her]hexbear7·5 months agoGenetically engineered balls that turn plastic back into crude oil link
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]hexbear8·5 months agoUnited States is gonna invade my balls if I don't hurry up with that surgery... link
Because money.
My personal theory is because it's really funny.
How can pee be stored in the balls when it's supposedly full of plastic?
It's the new evolutionary trait being tested in beta right now where balls are being used to generate and store oil instead of just pee. It just takes a while for the plastic to decompose and liquidate.
Genetically engineered balls that turn plastic back into crude oil
United States is gonna invade my balls if I don't hurry up with that surgery...