Alaskaball [comrade/them]M to news • edit-26 days agoWe're all turning ourselves into barbies and kens in real time! Microplastic discovery in penises raises erectile dysfunction questionsexternal-linkmessage-square23 fedilinkarrow-up161file-text
arrow-up161external-linkWe're all turning ourselves into barbies and kens in real time! Microplastic discovery in penises raises erectile dysfunction questionsAlaskaball [comrade/them]M to news • edit-26 days agomessage-square23 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMhexbear10·6 days agoBecause money. My personal theory is because it's really funny. link
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]hexbear11·6 days agoHow can pee be stored in the balls when it's supposedly full of plastic? link
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]hexagonMhexbear10·6 days agoIt's the new evolutionary trait being tested in beta right now where balls are being used to generate and store oil instead of just pee. It just takes a while for the plastic to decompose and liquidate. link
minus-squareiridaniotter [she/her, they/them]hexbear7·6 days agoGenetically engineered balls that turn plastic back into crude oil link
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]hexbear8·6 days agoUnited States is gonna invade my balls if I don't hurry up with that surgery... link
Because money.
My personal theory is because it's really funny.
How can pee be stored in the balls when it's supposedly full of plastic?
It's the new evolutionary trait being tested in beta right now where balls are being used to generate and store oil instead of just pee. It just takes a while for the plastic to decompose and liquidate.
Genetically engineered balls that turn plastic back into crude oil
United States is gonna invade my balls if I don't hurry up with that surgery...