I also sell to individual customers but you're gonna either have to be a pretty good runner to keep up or rather more dexterious so you can cycle next to me. Close passing cars and bike lane parkers get a nice squirt of mustard on the roof

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    4 months ago

    Me, an intellectual: Riding my bike beside you and catching weiners in my mouth

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      I'm affixing a carla cargo bike trailer upon which my 2 warboys sit to pelt you with expired weiners and stale, hard bread rolls

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