What're you into, what're you looking forward to, what're you happy about?

Please

I am feeling terribly self-harmy in advance of my birthday next week

I got to the point of making a pros and cons chart

give me something to be vicariously happy about or something to look forward to, please

  • Thallo [love/loves]
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    2 months ago

    I just got my first laser hair removal yesterday. It didn't really hurt at all tbh except a bit around the lip.

    Excited. In half a year, I should be presenting way differently.

    It's gonna be really interesting when my friends see because I used to be famous for my impressive beard. Wanna see how long I can go hairless while saying something like, "oh yeah, I just got really good at shaving"

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      Wanna see how long I can go hairless while saying something like, "oh yeah, I just got really good at shaving"

      !! 😂 I LOVE THIS!!

      These are my favorite pranks!!!! Totally harmless and deeply silly. ❤️ Thank you!!

      Care-Comrade

      My very tall husband gets comments about his height a lot, from strangers sure, but most often from friends and relatives he's known decades – seriously, my fucking family brings it up almost every time they lay eyes on him and so do many of our friends – and it makes him feel like a freak. We decided to take the power back by lying to them about his height.

      Wow, Husbandname, you're TALL! How tall are you now?

      (like he's still growing 🙄)

      "He's only 6'2"! You must be shorter than you think," and the more they press for his actual height, the lower the number gets. 😂 He is not the pranking type, and the confusion this creates is hilarious.

      Do you have any other silly pranks going?

      • Thallo [love/loves]
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        2 months ago

        Hah, I guess I don't consider them pranks, but I like to do video calls with my friends I'm not officially out to while wearing full make up just to see if anyone says anything

        They never do. Although, they've seen me in dresses and shit lol

        • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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          2 months ago

          Do you have any theories about why it's never come up? And is it now one of those situations where it's been too long and nobody can ask now? Those are funny in their own way

          • Thallo [love/loves]
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            2 months ago

            Yeah, it's probably been too long. Tbh, I think they just support me regardless so they aren't hung up on the details lol