• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    My godfather got me Scott Adams' business book when I was 10 for my birthday present

    I didn't even like Dilbert, I was a Calvin & Hobbes kid

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      Christopher: "He was my godfather. But he knew I liked Calvin & Hobbes. He knew that. Dilbert - who likes that shit? Nobody wants that shit."

      Adriana: "So that's when you keyed his car?"

      Christopher: "No. That was another thing. Are you even listening to me! Pass me the bowl!"

      Adriana: "Pass it to yourself." And she walks angrily to the bedroom.

      He throws up his hands.