"Folks, the colonial British reduced the size of Kirpans. A full sized talwar sword used to be two feet long, folks. What a travesty. The British want our swords to be small and effeminate. I say no longer. We're going to build a wall around Britain, and they're going to pay for it. We're going to have our big swords. Mine is four feet long. My guru loves it."
imagine the comically large kirpan he'd carry
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biggest kirpan in the world folks are saying, many are saying it