"Folks, the colonial British reduced the size of Kirpans. A full sized talwar sword used to be two feet long, folks. What a travesty. The British want our swords to be small and effeminate. I say no longer. We're going to build a wall around Britain, and they're going to pay for it. We're going to have our big swords. Mine is four feet long. My guru loves it."
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