plinky [he/him] to earth • 2 months agoFive Just Stop Oil activists receive record sentences for planning to block M25external-linkmessage-square35 fedilinkarrow-up1121cross-posted to: unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
arrow-up1121external-linkFive Just Stop Oil activists receive record sentences for planning to block M25plinky [he/him] to earth • 2 months agomessage-square35 Commentsfedilinkcross-posted to: unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
minus-squareAndJusticeForAll [none/use name]hexbear13·2 months agoThey're not going to machete people to death because that's too much work. They'll kill people in the laziest most convenient way possible though: cars, calling the cops, COVID, buying shit they don't need at the store, etc. link
minus-squareNeelixBiederman [he/him]hexbear8·2 months ago"damn, you killed a guy? How'd you do it?" "Well, I was sitting in a big comfy seat and I flexed my ankle a little bit to push the accelerator. I am very badass" link
They're not going to machete people to death because that's too much work. They'll kill people in the laziest most convenient way possible though: cars, calling the cops, COVID, buying shit they don't need at the store, etc.
"damn, you killed a guy? How'd you do it?"
"Well, I was sitting in a big comfy seat and I flexed my ankle a little bit to push the accelerator. I am very badass"