That first statistic is so funny. It reminds me of conversations that are like "He's a felon, but it was for drugs." "Oh, who cares?" It's the same thing except you'd go

"They're a murderer, but they murked a politician"

"Oh shit, which one?"

[My lawyer suggests I don't include this line]

"Oh, that rocks! Can we invite them over for dinner? I'll bring out the fine china"