Tarring and feathering is usually fatal because it causes 3rd degree burns over your entire body that can't be cleaned. So, I mean, not too bad. Personally I'd recommend tying them up, stacking tires around them and lighting them the fuck up with gasoline. A bullet to the head is too kind.
Tarring and feathering is usually fatal because it causes 3rd degree burns over your entire body that can't be cleaned. So, I mean, not too bad. Personally I'd recommend tying them up, stacking tires around them and lighting them the fuck up with gasoline. A bullet to the head is too kind.
Let them starve for four days before lighting the tires too
Oh yeah, of course. Maybe break them on the wheel too.
Somebody like that better be praying I don't come down with a terminal disease.
Our day will come, comrade.
What if we give them some sand to eat on the 3rd day? Coarse of course
Sand, hot sauce, and laxatives
A gritty, fiery trip from bow to stern
Organically sourced recycled sand (broken glass that is hammered into little pieces) that are heated up
What's the one where you immobilise them in a canoe and feed them way too much milk and honey before leaving them in the sun for the bug to enjoy?
Do that.