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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, 8PM EST, we are fulfilling two long-standing requests. First up is Shaolin Soccer (2001), a Hong Kong kung-fu/sports hybrid from martial-arts maestro Stephen Chow, who is better-known for Kung Fu Hustle (2004), which we previously watched. A group of brothers, all Shaolin monks, decide to form a soccer team after discovering that their martial-arts skills could give them an advantage. Hilarity ensues. Yep, that’s the whole premise. A lot of people like this one, though, so let’s watch.

Next up is Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010), a horror-comedy about the titular pair of rednecks, who a group of college kids suspect of being murderers, only to discover that no, a zombie outbreak is underway, and the duo is the best chance they have to even the odds. A whole lot of gore and dismemberment follows from there. This is by far the best-known and best-regarded film of director Eli Craig, who is not known for much of anything otherwise.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

  • Shaolin Soccer: https://letterboxd.com/film/shaolin-soccer/
  • Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: https://letterboxd.com/film/tucker-and-dale-vs-evil/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

  • Shaolin Soccer: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/20644
  • Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/12445

CWs for Shaolin Soccer:

  • Drug use.
  • Broken bones.
  • Spitting.
  • Fat jokes.

CWs for Tucker and Dale vs. Evil:

  • Drug use.
  • Alcohol abuse.
  • Bugs.
  • Mention of sexual assault.
  • Sexual assault: a drunk man kisses a sober woman after she wants him to stop.
  • Someone’s mouth is covered.
  • Shaving.
  • Cutting of flesh.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Dismemberment.
  • Hand damage.
  • Throat mutilation.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Someone is burned alive.
  • Amputation.
  • Hanging.
  • Unconsciousness.
  • Finger mutilation.
  • Torture.
  • Someone falls to their death.
  • Stabbing.
  • Death of child.
  • Kidnapping.
  • Jump scares.
  • Natural bodies of water.
  • Spitting.
  • Audio gore.
  • Hospital scene.
  • Violent mentally-ill person.
  • Suicide.
  • Sudden loud noises.
  • Screaming.
  • Obscene language.
  • Someone is watched without their knowledge.
  • Nudity.
  • Objectification of female characters.
  • Car crash.
  • Honking horns.
  • Gun violence.

Links to movies:

  • Shaolin Soccer: https://tankie.tube/w/38kDua8fQjDhkQ1YFmpW6p
  • Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: https://tankie.tube/w/sViPESvmW4PK52oGahZDPG